Here are the gals from ad land, selling diet dreams for [insert brand]
Prancing around with a yogurt pot, or size zero models losing the plot.
Muffin gal is stressed with her weight, and completely obsessed with cakes.
Smug gal nibbles crackers all day, so she fits in a jeans OK.
Superficial gals from ad land, selling diet dreams for [insert brand]
Portions need to be teeny weeny, 'cause you gotta fit into that bikini
Ad land is so empty and bland, how may cliches that we don't understand.
The chocolate crave, you've gotta resist, cause women and muffins can't coexist.