= 怪物コーヒー？ というか造語だなこれはｗ。
Anyone (including this reporter) who’s ever started the work week with a hot cup of what appeared to be regular good old joe only to discover by taking a sip that by error it’s — shudder — hazelnut coffee will understand all of the dramatics. Same goes for coffee flavors like white chocolate strawberry, eggnog, blueberry, caramel custard and diesel fuel. Those peculiar, perfume-heavy brews are all out there — okay, except for the last one.
Why can’t they leave good enough alone? A rich, robust cup of java is a very good thing. It needs nothing else — except a splash of milk.